The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
We are feeling thankful for this country and for the men and women who have fought and continue to fight to keep it the land of the free. We are blessed beyond words and we want to encourage all of us to make the most of it and not simply take it for granted.
i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together