there is just something so peaceful about this.
do not repost. I will steal your cookies as punishment.
this is supposed to go in a photo set but omg I couldn’t not post it by itself
- When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
- When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
- When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
babe can i show you my d*ck
Nothing I expected but everything I wanted